why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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