im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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