Kiss
Puke
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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