There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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