I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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