Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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