guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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