Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
