i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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