Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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