Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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