Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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