Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
The air taste purple.
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