Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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