Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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