K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I can't turn off my feet"
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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