is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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