She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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