The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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