How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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