I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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