you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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