Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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