How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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