I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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