Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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