How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
This is my gift to your gina
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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