thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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