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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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