i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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