awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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