Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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