doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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