it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
honey bunches of taint.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
