We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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