the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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