ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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