So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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