wake up i wanna do it froggy style
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
soo... how was my night?
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