Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Quick, to the slutcave!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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