this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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