walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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