yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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