Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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