I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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