i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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