I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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