You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
