spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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