did you get engaged???
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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