found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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