Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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