She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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