Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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