Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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